Sunday, October 23, 2011

Answerable

"Bavarian Dark Chocolate."

"What is the colour of your eyes?"

"This isn't making any sense", she sounded annoyed.

"It makes perfect sense! It's just questions and answers. Only, they are in reverse. The answer comes before the question", he was enjoying this.

"Okay, let's do this the other way round. You give the answers, I'll guess the questions."

"Only till you get the hang of it."

"Why? Let's just continue."

"No. That won't work. It has to be this way."

"Hmm. I see. You're upto something. What is it? Out with it."

"I'm not upto anything. Let's just start. So, my answer is rottweiler."

"I do not believe that. But, whatever. What's that? Some kinda machine?"

"It's a type of dog."

"So, my question is, What's a mastiff?"

"It's a type of dog... See? There you go. You've got the hang of it. Now you start."

"Hmm. Let's see. I give you topical"

"What's the word that's one letter short of tropical?"

"Bumpkin!"

"Who is the cousin of pumpkin?"

"Unbelievable."

"What are the alien abductions?"

"Only found in novels."

"Define happy endings."

"That's pessimistic."

"What if the world really does end in 2012?"

"Let's end this game."

"Do you want to stop playing?"

"Yes."

"Will you marry me?"

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