Friday, April 19, 2024

The Precipice

There once was a strongman

Who people thought could do no wrong man

Then one day he summoned a DeMon

Sold his countrymen a lemon

But the followers insisted: "Must be for a reason,

Hold your tongue, you speak treason!"

He showed the spectre of "the others"

Sowed discontent among brothers

While the real enemy knocked at the gates

He chilled out with his filthy rich mates

Dissenting voices were silenced or bought

All the good efforts brought to a nought

Criminals were garlanded and feted

Years worth of progress was gutted

With nothing to show but hopium

He sold to the masses the proverbial opium

He blames his predecessors with glee

All the while distorting history

Whether we descend further hinges on a date

The date when the Tiananmen protests did culminate


Sunday, October 8, 2023

They also serve who stand and wait

 No, the title isn't an indication of my new-found belief in any spiritual system (honestly at this point I'm almost completely nihilistic as opposed to being agnostic when I initially started blogging. Ah, the naïveté of youth). It's just that Milton's line is a bit of a metaphor for my ever present state these days - when read completely out of context of course.

So, things have happened. And one of the things hurts (such things always hurt). Will continue hurting for a while and then it will stop hurting. It will scab over nicely enough and the ghostly itch will fade with time. But this in-between time is thoroughly irritating. The restlessness and over-thinking bit is annoying as hell. Being part of a dysfunctional family doesn't help (I should probably just move away. I did for a bit earlier but it didn't change anything). Being just built this way, brought up on a diet of completely soggy mush of fiction and being told that the goal of life is this one thing doesn't help either. Neither does my need to be forever the contrarian. I don't actively go looking for it, but hope that it will magically find me because I'm a passive being. But it just leaves me standing idly by while the world moves on..

Thursday, July 20, 2023

Routine

The wind-chime rings out a tune

The thought of you startles me unbidden

All those moments buried under a dune

Lay exposed, no longer hidden


A bird chitters outside my window

A commotion of memories ensues

Like the spray of colours in a meadow

Sunshine collides with the blues


Tears caress my cheeks

The soaked pillow dips

Through the curtains sunlight peeks

Time to awaken and let the world eclipse


Wednesday, March 22, 2023

My "Everything Everywhere All At Once"

So, yes, I watched EEAAO last week. It's brilliant of course. A little bit slushy-mushy towards the end (expectedly so), but brilliant nevertheless. A hundred million years ago when I used to blog at "ma première enterprise", I wrote a story about the multiverse. It obviously doesn't come close to the imaginative script of the movie. Why am I posting it today? Just because. Also because I have started to dwell a bit too much about all the "roads not taken" and "what-ifs" - I need to get this one out of my system. Pardon the silliness - it is from 2007:

Physically present but mentally.... Jun. 6th, 2007
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"So, finally we arrive at this particular formula. This formula is for the short circuited transmission lines. Now I want you to practice this and derive the formula for open circuited transmission lines by tomorrow", Ms. Geeta, the Transmission Lines and Waveguides lecturer was taking the second hour and it was grating on everybody's nerves. She was a good lecturer but two continuous hours translated into torture even for the most nerdy student in the class. Fleur and her friends were cozily hidden from view and were busy playing hangman. It wasn't that Fleur was a bad student. She had finished the entire derivation the night before and her friends knew they could rely upon her to give a much simplified version. But an hour of hangman had bored her enough. She put down the paper and started doodling flowers and leaves and her signature in various shapes and sizes. It was then that she noticed the light radiating right next to her. 

It was a portal, the kind that you see in sci-fi movies. Before she could comprehend what was happening, a hand extended out of nothingness and grabbed her arm. In the following moment she was pulled inside the opening and somehow landed on her feet. As her eyes became accustomed to the sudden change in brightness, she found herself standing in front of a mirror. Just as she was wondering as to why a mirror should be standing in the middle of a road, her reflection spoke, "Hello Fleur, I hope I didn't startle you much". She tried shaking it off. Was she sleeping in Geeta ma'm's class! Oh God! Geeta ma'm would not spare her. She had to wake up. But the strange thing was that she didn't feel asleep, on the contrary she felt wide awake as though a bucket full of ice cold water had been splashed on her. "Oh goodness me, I did frighten you, didn't I?", the reflection was speaking again, "Let me assure you it wasn't intentional at all". Fleur thought that it had finally happened, that she had lost all sense and had completely lost her mind. Even as stupid as it seemed to her, she tried speaking to her reflection, "What is happening? Where am I?". She was half expecting her friend to shake her out of her slumber. But all she heard was her own voice, coming from her reflection which she now realised wasn't a reflection at all, because there was no mirror. 

"You are in my universe". 

Bewildered, she uttered a "huh?".

"My universe, Fleur, haven't you heard about 'parallel universes', 'alternate reality'?"

She remembered having read about alternate reality in a book by Stephen Hawking. But trying to comprehend the concept at this moment seemed exceedingly impossible. "Don't worry, you'll understand soon enough", her reflection, whom she now regarded as a different person altogther, said reassuringly. "Let us take a walk", and her alter ego began leading the way. They walked down a pathway in the garden. She hadn't noticed till then that they were actually in a garden. It had the most beautiful flowers blooming all around. She was now calmer than before but was excited all the same.

"Are you a doppelganger?". And she heard her other self laugh, "My goodness, no! There is no such thing as a doppelganger. That is just a myth created by people who cannot live with themselves. You see, the time, as rightly pointed out by Stephen Hawking, is actually the 4th dimension. Just like the x, y, z co-ordinates, there is a 4th co-ordinate, time. It wouldn't be wise for me try to explain the concept in it's entirety. I'll therefore provide you the explanation in layman terms. You must've of course read about the big bang theory". Fleur solemnly nodded her head in assertion. "Okay then I'll begin from there. You see when the big bang "occured", so to speak, there were 'n' number of universes which were formed. Each differed from the other in terms of the fabric of time. Each had a time lag of fractional milli-second before formation. Thus you have parallel universes".

"So how many such universes do exist?"

"No one can say for certain. But I figure the number is close to the number of human emotions".

"But wouldn't that be infinite?"

She smiled knowingly, "Yes, that's what most poets would suggest. But the number is actually quite finite, incredibly large, but still finite"

"Exactly how did you arrive at this conclusion?"

"By observing other universes of course. You see when I say human emotion, it is not really as much of an emotion but rather a state". She looked rather unsure of how to put it in words. It was like explaining calculus to a toddler. "It is like.. like the state of mind, only it is a prolonged state. You know how sometimes we feel happy for sometime and then bitter for sometime. Well, in a similar way, within one universe, one emotion or 'state of mind' dominates. For example, mine is the universe where I'm the best at academics and sports". It didn't sound like she was boasting. It was spoken as one speaks the truth and believes in it.

"Ok, so what other states of mind are there?"

"Oh there are many. One which I've observed is the one where I'm.. I mean we are.. well, the state is social elite. Then there is one of extreme poverty and misery, one where the sub-conscious is in a state of complete instability".

"Mhmm, and what 'state of mind' am I in my universe?"

"Oh well, yours is average"

Now this statement really irked her, "Excuse me! Average?! I'll have you know that I have been the first rank-holder at my college, for the past three years now"

"Ah, well that's nice. I'm a rank-holder too, at the university level".

This humbled her down and she could only manage a disappointed "Oh".

"Hey don't be disheartened. From what I've observed, the average reality is the most stable one. There is no pressure to outperform all the time, no suicidal or homicidal tendencies, no 'battles with anorexia' and it is most definitely better than the reality in which the have-nots exist. Of course you have a much better life than the rest of them and I chose to bring you here because I knew you could grasp these concepts better than the others".

"Yeah that actually reminds me, how did I get here in the first place?"

She produced a coin like object, not very unlike the five rupee coin.

"That's it?", she asked incredulously, "You know it's kind of a letdown after all that talk".

Her other self chuckled, "That is so typical. You were expecting the huge machines that they show in movies, weren't you"

"Well, to be honest, some thing bigger than a five rupee coin at least"

"This is built using nanotechnology. It would take me ages to explain the working principle behind it, I'll just give you a demo instead". She placed the coin on the ground and took out a long, thin needle-like object and inserted it into a tiny opening on the face of the coin. It began projecting life-size images like a holograph. For a second it showed Fleur sitting at a piano and playing beautifully, then it changed to another image of Fleur standing atop a building under construction. She was just standing there enjoying the breeze, like someone who has accomplished a task. The next second it showed her emerging from a hut with four-five street urchins trudging along. In the next moment, she was on a beautiful ship and there was a horde of people surrounding her. At this precise instant, Fleur's alter ego jerked the needle in a clockwise direction. Instead of the image changing again it just continued. It was like watching an oversized television. 

"That's the reality where the state is of a very accomplished but severely I.Q.challenged actress. Earlier I did not have the mechanism to enter different realities so this was how I observed other universes. I still have a lot of research to do, but now I'm able to open gateways between two alternate realities"

"Okay, I think it'll be a while before I can catch up with all the technical stuff that you've told but what about genetics? Do all these alters have the same DNA make up or does it differ?"

"You should've really gone in for biology related fields you know. Not that you are bad at telecommunications, but I still remember seeing the effort that you took while maintaining your biology record books. I somehow suspected the discussion to turn towards biology. coming to your question, the basic DNA make up stays the same. The parents, the family tree, and thus the gene pool remain almost same. There are of course differences but they are subtle"

"So can you enter any of these realities at any time?"

"Not really, gateways usually open only when the mind is sufficiently relaxed and void of thoughts. This reminds me that it has almost been an hour since you got here. I ought to be sending you back"

"Yeah but won't the others notice my absence? And the sudden reappearance?"

"No. You see, when I pulled you into my reality, only your sub conscious came along. You are physically still there"

"Oh I see. Ok then send me back"

"Just stop thinking. Close your eyes and try to concentrate on nothingness"

She did as she was told and the next second her friend was nudging her, "It's your roll number stupid. Answer". Then she heard Geeta ma'm's voice "Roll number zero one zero". "P.. Present ma'm". "Fleur, why did it take you so long to answer? come here and show me your notes". She was so dumbfounded that she couldn't move for a minute. "Daydreaming again eh? Come here with your notes". She started to look down on the blank sheets of paper, dreading to go to the dais. But she saw the formula for 'cylindrical conductor with inner radius=a and outer radius=b' neatly derived. Her friend had the presence of mind to push across the sheets that Fleur had derived the night earlier and given to her friend for copying. She promptly took the sheets and went to the dais. Geeta ma'm looked shocked for a moment, "I don't know how you manage this. I didn't see you write down a single word. I don't want this to repeat again. You better pay attention in the next class", she said sternly, "And this applies to all of you here who are always physically present but mentally absent"...

Sunday, March 4, 2018

Transitory

"This is the final boarding call for passengers traveling on flight number AJ302. Please proceed to gate oh five immediately", the sterile announcement wafted through as I sat deeply engrossed in a whodunnit. The announcement produced no effect on me because it wasn't my flight. I was waiting for my connecting flight which wouldn't start boarding for another hour. So I sat with my e-reader set to dim, indulging in my one guilty pleasure. Murder mysteries weren't usually great literature but they helped pass the time and more importantly kept me awake. The eight hour flight from home had left me drained. I had slept intermittently but not enough.

I checked my watch for the hundredth time, contemplated browsing the duty-free section, discarded the idea because I was loath to leave the comfort of the lounge (complimentary with my high spender's credit card). That was when I heard his voice calling my name. I turned, responded with a lukewarm "Hi" and flashed a bored smile. Because I can apparenty do that even with a two-hundred-beats-per-minute heartrate. I did a quick assessment in my head - I had chewed off all my lipstick and some of my lip tissue while reading, having slept on and off my mascara was sure to be running and my hair had a mind of its own. I then chided myself on my vanity because I knew these things shouldn't bother me, at least not when facing him, but they did.

We were not friends but we were definitely more than acquaintances. We had been brought together not by fates but by the ceaselessly energetic class of people who cannot imagine a higher calling than in ensuring that everyone they know has tied the knot. Every community has them, ours is just a tad over-enthusiastic. Over time, the two of us had fallen into that nameless limbo that people like us end up in. We were the  "almost-happened" couple. The kind that matchmaker aunties rue about - if only the could reconcile. But of course we couldn't. Although I'm sure each of us has a different version, the parting was almost mutual. There is that moment when you realise that your to-be is not to be. But this then begs the question as to why I was so cheesed off about running mascara.

Well, relationships are complicated. None more so than the ones that come about "unnaturally". If we had met by chance, would we have worked out? If I had held my tongue, would we still be together? What kind of togetherness would it be though, always having to second-guess? All moot questions and utterly useless. But I did think about them and I did think about him from time to time.

All this rushed through my head as we were going through the motions, exchanging pleasantries, inquiring about each others lives politely. Him offering to get coffee, me declining, politely. Him asking polite questions about work, me answering. The air was heavy with all the forced politenes. There was a lull in conversation and he suddenly asked if I was married. I answered in the negative and had to bite my tongue in order to not ask the same question back, like a reflex action. I did not want to know. At least that way I could delude myself into thinking that there was something wrong with the both of us, that it just wasn't me who was unmarriageable.

Time was passing too slowly for my liking. We ran out of things to say to each other. Thankfully another announcement came through and turned out that his flight was boarding. We said our goodbyes. Before leaving he said he would see me around. I said he wouldn't because I was permanently moving out of the country. There was a fleeting look of (shock? disappointment?) something on his face. He was composed the next moment, bid me luck and went out the door and my life once again. I returned to my book and a tear splashed on the dimly lit screen.

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Obsessing

Gods help me, I need a distraction. That's not to say that there is nothing to do. I have truckloads to do, but the procrastinator streak in me makes me put everything on the back burner. Well, at least the swimming is going.. rather.. swimmingly; everything else, not so much.

Apart from that one hour of respite where I'm still gulping quite a bit of (eww) chlorine water with (eww) who knows what, most of my day goes by obsessing over certain somethings. To make matters worse, I've got the blues in all its hues. By rights, it shouldn't even matter. It is, after all, following in the same pattern. What was expected did happen. One theory goes that when you keep expecting negativity, negative things happen. Oh well. But then again, what is a pessimist to do?

It's just the stupidity of the whole thing that bugs the hell out of me. No, scratch that. I don't even know if it is stupid. Things just go from A to C, completely missing B, and no one seems to bother telling me what on this godforsaken Earth happened to the bleeding B. I mean, honestly, can someone/anyone send me a memo next time?

Right, so now that a bit of ranting is done, next post is possibly gonna be about resin casting. Here's hoping, anyway. Toodles.

Monday, April 3, 2017

Stole(n)

Ever since having done the unmentionable (or having taken a career break in common parlance), banality of one's existence was never so felt. Still, thank the God/Gods/aliens/super-being/whoever-is-up-there for putting enough creativity in otherwise idle hands and just-about-enough money in the account to survive extreme levels of bored-outta-my-mind-edness.

Those familiar with my blogging style (from when I actually used to blog, i.e. long before the double entendre of "winter is coming" was thought of), will realize that I still write as if I'm smoking something potent. Rest of you - congratulations on having made it this far, and I tend to use a lot of parentheses (you WILL have to re-read stuff).

Being a hobbies junkie (I pick them up like I have velcro all over me and hobbies are random bits of hair/lint/dust/etc. which get caught (eww, I know)), I start stuff enthusiastically, get distracted by another hobby and start that, get distracted by a third hobby and start that, and so on. However, one constant that I keep going back to is crochet. I'm also a yarn junkie. I tried to get myself interested in knitting (started and stopped) and tatting (bought a tatting shuttle and haven't started yet), but crochet is just so much more familiar.

I've recently discovered a store which is a treasure trove of lovely yarns and I keep spending my not-so-ill-gotten-gains buying and making and buying and hoarding. I have about a gazillion unfinished projects. Few of them are for my cutie pie niece (I know everyone says it, but I believe that my niece is THE cutest thing on the planet and I'll out-argue anyone who says otherwise (even though I never did join debate clubs in school/college (and even though I'm more inarticulate in person than I'm on paper/screen/online))). The project that I'm blogging about though is one that I made for me (it's mine, all mine, hu hu ha ha ha (that was my evil laugh if you hadn't already guessed)).

Folks interested in learning how to crochet this particular piece, please continue reading further.

The yarn blend that I've used for this project is premium acrylic. It took me 2 skeins (200 gms with total yardage of 480 meters), a 4 mm crochet hook and about one week (each day of which included about four/five hours of playtime with the aforementioned cutie pie niece, an hour of daily French lessons on Duolingo, an hour of sitting in front of the laptop feeling anxious over "where my life is headed" and what mom fondly calls (and probably what Douglas Adams would call if he were alive (I try telling mom to try catching it out of the corner of her eye, but no use)) "somebody else's problem (or SEP)" (I call it Twittering)) to finish (toldja you would have to re-read stuff). The pattern used is called the broomstick lace, worked without the long thingummy that most tutorials require and worked in the front loops of the single crochet stitches.

This is the tutorial. Very easy to follow. And below are the images of the finished stole.